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How To Deal With Ugly People

Why the ugly hate you? A practical guide for dealing with these rare specimens.

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let the ugly die

It is a well know fact that having a brilliant career while doing the things that you enjoy would definitely attract envy towards you. But woe unto you if in addition you look handsome … Then you would have to dig a deep trench and hide from the hurricane of hatred, and resentment that will befall you. The ugly and unattractive people will hate you because you look pretty. And this is not a contingent and capricious hatred, like when you hate custard or flan. This hatred is deep, atavistic, and goes back to those barbaric times when good genes were the criteria that made the difference between mating or loneliness.

And you’re asking: is it not possible to reason with them? Why they do not like me? Could we not start an alliance between the beautiful and the … others?
Oh, my friend, you do not reason with the ugly and with the fanatics? They will always hate you, so, you better deal with it. The ugliness fanaticizes them. And it becomes worse over the years, just like resentment, it is cumulative and irreversible, in contrast to ignorance which can always be changed.

However not all ugly are the same. There are cases in which the ugly features cold be totally transformed by a beautiful character. Here you could read about all variety of ugly faces and personalities and learn how to deal with them so that your life will not be spotted or disturbed by their envy and resentment.

The ugly friend of the cute girl Always dangerous, always nasty, and like a hyena, always on the look for a carrion. She is used to live her love life vicariously through her beautiful friend. At the same time, cute girls like to have ugly friends in order to highlight their beauty. Also the ugly friend might function as a bodyguard or a counselor. A pretty girl feels more comfortable revealing sensitive information to her ugly girlfriends. The ugly friend may have some control on the decisions of the hot babe, but do not overestimate their influence. Try to isolate your target and once you have conquered the beautiful girl, be generous in your victory.
	The ugly girl as an easy pray. Here we have to get serious. Under no circumstances you should try to flirt with a girl who you think is ugly. Because she might have a sudden burst of dignity telling you “not with you, loser”. Such words would come from the depths of that fanatic hatred that we were talking about, and will inflict an indelible wound on your pride. Her refusal will leave you contaminated in the eyes of the other females, including that cutie to which you should have come first. This would be the long-awaited revenge of the ugly. Did you expect something else? Even if her answer was yes, what is your gain? Getting laid with an ugly girl.
The ugly girl as friend Here we cite as an argument the words of Tom Ford. He claimed that he does not understand why gays are often surrounded by girlfriends, if the great thing about being gay is that you can be alone with men. Similarly, since you have to have friends – and we assume you are heterosexual – why don’t you pick the good looking ones? Because in reality pure friendship between man and woman does not exist and what you actually have is a mutual flirtation. Plus, if you strengthen your looks with Ray-Ban glasses and a shirt from Turnbull & Asser it is very likely you might catalyze a chemical reaction that will take you in bed with her.
	The ugly billionaire Often self-made rich women are not necessarily the most attractive. In these cases, nature tends to trigger their corrective mechanism and makes them try to improve the genes of the race. Or in other words the rich and ugly would want to lie down with a handsome men. And why not? She can certainly buy herself a Brad Pitt. Is it acceptable to you, Martini boy, to be with an ugly woman just to improve the health of your checking account? You can view the situation as an act of generosity or a mutually successful deal. But the truth is that we can often see asymmetric couples formed merely by economic motives.
The ugly intellectual A hipster, a nerd, or a modernist. You can call her whatever you want. She knows by heart the names of all the indie bands of the last decade. There is no any new bestseller that has not passed through her hands. She gets in touch with culture by seeking nobility and grandeur and finds in the ugly table from the fourteenth century. If you ever become enchanted by the company of some unattractive intellectual lady, be sure that, once the admiration for the cultural experience is over, you will wake up naked in bed next to an ugly woman.
	The ugly and lonely These girls belong to the self-conscious kind with depressive tendencies. They are well aware of the bad luck they have in the genetic lottery. And although being a harmless specimen who basically inspires compassion, we do not recommend that you associate with them frequently. Is it not insulting for a man to be with a girl just out of pity?
The pack of ugly women Like wolves, there are also ugly women who gather and hunt in packs. If you find such a group, flee for your life! Run away and never look back! When they are in a herd and with alcoholic vapors in the brain, they gain the confidence and the security that they would normally lack because of their low physical attractiveness. In such situations they become merciless predators. They are genuine experts in detecting the weaker deer, and after few drinks you will become a helpless prey, and even your friends will not be able to protect you. Those that have followed our advice have saved their soul from the devil. If you ignore our admonition may God have mercy on your soul.